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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:07

No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
No way
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Red Dead Redemption's John Marston Actor Teases "Exciting News" Coming Soon - GameSpot
share office space ...
Still no good.
So they tried
Why is digital marketing important?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read