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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

What is it like to wear a kilt?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

No way

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can men and women be friends?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Red Dead Redemption's John Marston Actor Teases "Exciting News" Coming Soon - GameSpot

share office space ...

Still no good.

So they tried

Why is digital marketing important?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?